Chai ke rules ☕
Simple hai: process, pay, policy, shift, cab, hiring. Inpe khul ke baat karo. Insaanon pe nahi.
Naam mat likho, baat likho
Asli naam, office nickname, employee ID, phone number, address: kuch nahi. Boss ka ego weak hai, par memory strong. Hum naam auto-hide bhi karte hain, par pehli zimmedari tumhari.
Kisi ki personal life = no entry
Affair, health, caste, religion, family drama. Woh chai nahi, zeher hai. Process ki baat karo, insaan ki nahi.
Client data leak = seedha ban
Customer details, screenshots, NDA wali cheezein. Ek baar bhi kiya, toh bina warning ke bahar.
Sexual ya morphed content? Bilkul nahi
Sexual harassment, gande messages, ya aisi photos/videos ke links. Turant hata diya jayega aur account permanently band.
Opinion bolo, fake case mat banao
“Mujhe lagta hai cab policy bekaar hai” theek hai. “X ne paise khaaye” bina proof ke? Nahi. Votes sirf opinion hain. Hum kisi claim ko verify nahi karte.
Gaali chalegi, kisi pe nahi
Sab adults hain. Process, shift ya system pe frustration mein gaali? Chalta hai. Par kisi insaan pe gaali, dhamki, harassment, doxxing, ya caste, religion, gender wali slur: bilkul nahi.
Kisi aur ka role mat karo
Impersonation, fake accounts, recruiter spam, “DM for referral” business. Sab band.
Galti hui toh kya hoga?
- Pehli baar: warning. Chai thodi thandi.
- Doosri baar: 7 din ki chhutti. Account pause.
- Teesri baar: permanent ban. Same email se wapas nahi aa sakte.
- Seedha ban: sexual content, dhamki, doxxing, ya client data leak.
Thandi chai phenk dete hain 🧹
Purani, bekaar cheezein apne aap saaf ho jaati hain, taaki floor fresh rahe aur kam data jama ho.
30 din
koi login nahi account hat jayega
10 din
gossip pe koi baat nahi gossip hat jayegi
7 din
floor pe 10 log nahi floor band ho jayega
Hati hui cheezein 30 din tak chhupi rehti hain (complaint ya court order ke liye), phir hamesha ke liye delete.
“Ye galat hai” button
Har gossip aur har message pe report button hai. Report hote hi woh post turant chhup jaati hai jab tak hamari team check na kar le. Agar tumhare baare mein kuch likha gaya hai aur tum BPO Tea pe nahi ho, toh bhi complaint kar sakte ho.
Anonymity ka sach
Dusre users ko kabhi pata nahi chalega ki tum kaun ho. Par dhyan rakho: tumhara likhne ka style aur chhote group ki details tumhe pehchaan dila sakti hain. Aur court ya sarkari order aaye toh hume kanoon follow karna padta hai.
⚖️ Draft. Ye legal advice nahi hai. [Lawyer to review and fill all placeholders before launch.]